Thursday, November 1, 2007

MOVIE REVIEW - SAW IV


So its Halloween night, all the kids are out trick or treating, all my friends are out partying, so what do i do? I go watch Saw IV. So what? Maybe i'm dumb,but i had high hopes that maybe, just maybe this would be entertaining. Was i wrong, well of course, it's Saw.

So alright, i wanna do this while this stupid movie is fresh in my mind. So basically the Best part of the whole movie is in the beginning,in the morgue with Jigsaws pecker right in your face.I debated on walking out right then in there, i saw Jigsaws pecker, theres nothing else that needs to be seen, but dammit i stayed. Fine it wasn't jigsaws pecker that made the opening good, but it was the graphic autopsy that took place. They literally showed you how an autopsy is done, and it looked pretty good, so far i was impressed. Then the games begin, they find a damn tape in his stomach, and here comes characters you've never fucking seen before, but were apparently on the case forever.

Basically what this movie does is throw a shit load of flash backs at you.You look at jigsaws past, they change the motive on why he does these stupid games, and they basically just expect you to remember every single detail of all the saw movies so you can understand this one.

In short this movie had too many twists and turns, too many changes in story when it comes to the last flick, too many characters to follow and give a shit about. At the end of the movie you just don't know why your watching it, and basically feel robbed.
But i would be a dumb ass if i said i felt robbed, basically i went to the bank knowing there was going to be a robbery!

Wait till this movie comes out on TBS!! Sorry if my review makes no sense, thats the movies fault!

Grade: D (for showing his pecker, would've got an F if there was no pecker!! j.k.)

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