Let me start off by saying that im the type of person that does not like change. If i go to a certain restaurant all the time, i have a favorite dish that i always order. The reason being is because everytime i try something new, i end up hating it. So what did i do when i went to taco bell, i ordered the new volcano taco. Holy shit was that the most discusting thing ive every ate in my entire life. (Insert penis joke here)
Seriously was not something anyone should or want to eat. It was advertised as a spicy great taco, but its just a tangy grose lump of shit in cardboard. Its seriously disgusting guys, and if you wanna be a dick to your friends, run to the nearest taco bell and order them one. I'm pretty sure these things wont be around anymore very very soon. I'm also pretty sure they got the term volcano from what happends to your ass if you actually finish one of these.
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Au contraire.
The volcano taco is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.
The marriage of a spicy taco shell with the already delicious collaboration known as a "Mexican Slider" is the reason I get up in the morning and cry on the bowl at night. I pray every evening that this becomes a staple on the glorious menu that radiates every so brilliantly over the shoulder's of some of the finest fast food employees this great nation has to offer.
I pray this item does not fall to the wayside like some of its delectable brethren of years past, the Bacon Cheeseburger Burrito and the Chipotle Grilled Stuffed Burrito, to name a few.
Dear Modane:
Hopefully, the power of prayer and god's love will cure you of your racism. Question: are you willing to make statements like that publicly where we can see your face?
OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT
I think they are awesome
just tried to eat one,
mine was pure crap.
The red shell taco smelled Horrible!
It smelled like rancid cooking oil.
I luv the jalapeno chicken melt,
its devine compared to the Volcano.
If you want to eat something other than the .99 Taco Bell menu,
you'd better vote for Obama.
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